Simply put, I am disappointed with the Fire Dart. It sets targets ablaze? Big whoop. I like the mechanics behind it, but it needs something more. Something to make it a memorable item...
I have a great idea that no one can dispute.
No one.
We ask Klei to permanently change the Fire Dart skin forever. No going back to the old design. Of course, into something way better than what we currently have now. Darts are boring. Darts are so last year. Changing the skin would destroy all past, present, and future debates about the usefulness of the Fire Dart.
You ready for this? I'm not sure any of you can handle this, but here we go.
Change the Fire Dart into a Microphone.
Do it, developers at Klei.
There, I fixed the Fire Dart for everyone. You're all welcome.
Don't take this too seriously, Klei. But if you did, that would be awesome.
For those who didn't get it, click on the next spoiler.